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maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

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gogglechild:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

idjtits:

idjtits:

are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down

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science

[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:image

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virginitity:

how i seduce men

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  • Me:Oh my god. Jensen Ackles from Supernatural is on this flight with us. He plays Dean.
  • My boyfriend:(knows I love Jensen) Has there been an episode on a plane before?
  • Me:Yah, one.
  • My boyfriend:What if THIS is really an episode of Supernatural?
  • Me:*dies*
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fricklefrashton:

"5sos are virgins"image

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